Ok, I just saw a wolf the size of a house dash across the back yards of my neighbors.

I mean, it was actually a car, but I saw a wolf. I believe this is from lack of that lil thing called sleep.

And yet… I’m still working on a website. Will this site – viewed by hundreds of high schoolers across the country – contain unintended subliminal messages condoning the use of drugs, sex, rock & roll, and spider-humans? The world may never know.

THANKS Mr. Owl. You cock.

This entry is so animal themed! It’s like all the little animals of the forrest are my friends and I am accidently setting them on fire. (Not the forrest. I didn’t do it, I swear. (And I’m not making light of that situation…. sorry.) I’ll stop talking. ) Ok. Phew, almost recursed infinitely again there. CURSES, RECURSION! (a cock is an animal.) ! (also sleep – L + H = sHeep (I ignored case in my search but my replacement didn’t take on the case of its surroundings) = high schoolers = animals) Bi-fecta! And yes, sex and spider-humans can be used, I did not misspeak. Which is a crazy word.