(This is downloading to CMU from MIT)

or: “why I cry at night sometimes”

or: ”...Really?...”

Me (to cashier): “Hi, can I have an English muffin with butter on it?”

Cashier, looks down at register then back up at me with pained expression: “That’s not in the system.”

Me, with an ‘are you effing kidding me’ look: ”...ok, can I have a breakfast sandwich” [English muffin, eggs, ham, and cheese] “with everything on the side, and also some butter?”

Cashier: “Ok.”

It wasn’t even very good. Probably because it wasn’t in the system.

During an a cappella concert, Spring Carnival

All of them here: http://flickr.com/photos/catgofire/sets/72157604235184557/

I’m going to start a law firm specializing in helping greedy relatives. I’ll call it “Where there’s a will, there’s a way.”

Exorbitant: adj. Exceeding all bounds, as of custom or fairness: exorbitant prices.

Red Chilli Chicken…have you tried?

I wonder if this is enforceable… things like this piss me off. And it’s in Comic Sans.

I threw a propane tank down the chute. At least it wasn’t fammable.

And, as promised, a telephone pole. (Only half of it is wet.) (It had just rained.)

EfficientSee.com—coming Summer ‘08

My new fitness training program for the Mac is called iOfthetiger.

recreational war

ly go